Thursday, 20 August 2015

Pissing About With Pistorius

Oscar Pistorius should be getting out of jail on Friday. That decision was made. By a qualified judiciary. They felt that ten months was a fit and proper time to stay off the streets when you have taken a gun and shot your girlfriend 4 times. Including in the head. Which she was shielding with her hand, whilst she hid from the man shooting her and tried to stay alive.

The details have been agonised over many times. Did he or didn't he? Well. She's dead. He shot her. So yes he did.

Leaving the legals aside ...was he an outright, key-cold bastard? Yeah. I think so. Don't most of us? Except the judge.

So what is going on now? Pistorius has been told he can't go home. To sit out the rest of his sentence. This is what was previously decided ...that he could do a sixth of his sentence behind bars and then pop off back home and live there for the rest.

Are you fucking kidding me? In what world is it ok for a man who shoots a woman four times to go home and Sky himself up to the bollocks and order pizza? He should be behind bars. For over 15 years in my opinion and for murder ...not .... "Tripped-and-shot-someone-slaughter" or whatever the fuck was decided in that bizarre trial.


It would be bad enough that they intend to wave him off home to his luxury pad after just 10 months. But Oscar hasn't been happy in prison,  reports say. He complained that he wanted a bath and not a shower provided. He got a bath. Other prisoners use showers. May we remind Oscar of the standard of Bathroom he left behind him?



He didn't like the food. He thought it might be poisoned. (Where is Red when you need her? That dude should only be eating Tampax butties for the rest of his life as far as anyone with sense can see.)



He wasn't happy with the gym facilities. So they installed him some better ones. I'm sure Reeva Steenkamp would like to keep her body in shape too. Unfortunately he put four holes in it and it is now just ashes.

He didn't like his bed. They got him a new one. I don't think Oscar understands beds much anyway. For example he seems unable to know when someone is or isn't in bed. Reeva Steenkamp wasn't in the bed which he passed on his way to the bathroom to shoot her four times including in the head.

Who is giving in to the demands of this entitled dude? Who the fuck thinks he should have anything to make his life more comfortable? I would like to see him permanently terrified of being poisoned, getting fat and out of shape, getting a stiff neck and bed bug bites, and having to have a swift rub down with a flannel once a week. He deserves nothing. He should be demanding nothing.

He should stay in jail with no special privileges at all until someone responsible for making appropriate legal decisions about this remembers that Reeva Steenkamp died in terror and agony by his hand and changes the conviction and punishment to something that respects that.

There should be a new prison drama..... Oscar Is The New Batshit.